Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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