i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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