thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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