no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
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