well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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