I don't think brook has ever known best
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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