i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I use my feet as sexual weapons
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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