nut hugger
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Someone signed my nipple.
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