If that was your dad, he is hot
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
Randomize
