Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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