He is like the real live version of the state fair..
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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