I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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