Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
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