saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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