It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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