I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
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