yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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