Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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