Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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