i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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