fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
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