Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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