our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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