Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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