Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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