Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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