Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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