The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
Randomize
