He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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