she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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