Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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