Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
FUCK WHALES
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
My feet surprised me
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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