Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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