That's when you crack a 10am beer
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Randomize
