Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
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You. Win. At. Life.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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