Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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