I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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