That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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