At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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