I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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