On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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