North Korea, Best Korea!
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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