I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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