The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
Randomize
