I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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