just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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