I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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