I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
accomplished twins. life is a go
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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