I'm really into asian looking animals
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
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