i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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