Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
oh
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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