I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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